Miss USA fell at the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City last night. She must of been hopped up on Tequila. She was also “booed” several times - which continues to prove that world hates America. Unless, of course, “boo” in spanish means “we love you - youre great!“
Love is in the Air
If you have ever been to Florida in May or September, you have probably encountered “love bug season.” This is a wonderful time of year when “love bugs” have constant, unashamed public sex and end up splattered onto windshields, grills, and bumpers by the hundreds. When you drive down the road, there are so [...]
How far is TOO far?
A new reality show airs this week. The premise? Life and death. The contestants either live or die based on who “wins” the kidney of a terminally ill donor. The show, created for Dutch television will not air in the US. Here’s what happens: A terminally ill patient gets to choose one of 3 “contestants” [...]
Pulsating Soft Spots
Did you know that a baby’s soft spot on their head pulsates with each heartbeat? It’s very peculiar and disturbing at times.
A Wet Nap
Directions:
1. Open.
2. Use.
Am I the only one who finds this funny?
Summer Projects
Upon leaving work today for the last time (as it was my last day on the job) I began to shift my focus onto my latest projects which include: Set Construction and painting for a new stage design at my church (including a new lighting scheme as well) 2. A stage renovation for the Children’s [...]
MilkyWay Dark
Since my stomach has been uneasy today I will not partake in the MilkyWay Dark bar in the refrigerator my wife bought me. But I will take this opportunity to discuss it. It is one of my favorite candy bars. I was first introduced to it in college back in 1991. I was at the [...]
Party Pooper
My day began early this morning with painful stomach ache. I broke out into a sweat, felt dizzy, and spent some quality time in the bathroom. I did go in to school today, but felt queasy all day. Luckily for me, the administration had planned a faculty luncheon with a circus theme, complete with chilies [...]
My Morning Fight
After putting my contacts in my eyes this morning, I realized my right eye was not focusing correctly. I assumed my contact was askew, so I began to work to adjust it. The problem was I could not find my contact in my eye. So I searcher, poking and prodding my eyeball, [...]
